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What is this?
In a perfect world, I would love to meet every eligible woman who meets my desires. Apps are overrated and my time is limited. This experience puts all the cards on the table.
Abraham is an animator and art director based in Nashville, TN. While my business is what I am investing most of my time into, I'd like to do more romantic investing.
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You
Me
He who finds a wife finds what is good.
Proverbs 18:22aWhat I am looking for.
Tall
I want a woman whose body reaches for the skies. At 6' 3" (that's 192cm for those new to the United States), I need someone to compliment my frame. I don't need a giant, but I do want someone in my general atmosphere. All girls deserve love, but I'm here to romance the tall ones.
Believer
Having the same values and worldview is important for a long-term relationship. I'm not a perfect Christian, but I want someone who is also pursuing a Godly life. Proverbs 18:22, 1 John 4:19, and let's throw in Proverbs 5:19 for good measure.
Ready
Be ready for a long-term relationship. I won't waste your time and I trust you won't waste mine. That means around my age and mature enough to know what you want for your life. I'm sure there are plenty of great hot single moms out there, but I'll pass on those.
Cool Socks
A keen eye for fashion mixed with the humor of being able to wear whatever you think is funny. Let's dress up and go to a fancy bar one night, and then wear matching pajamas and walk around Broadway the next.
Funny Dad
I'd love to play golf with your Dad or maybe BBQ some ribs on Saturday. He needs to be funny and have the best Dad jokes. I make a lot of bad jokes, so I need to make sure he primed you. Bonus points if you already have your Dad's humor.
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On January 24th, 2024 this social phenomenon was concluded.
I launched this project to try to meet someone special. It was my attempt at controlling my life outcome. Funny how life doesn't always let you have control. In between launching this project and the time of this writing, God sent me a special woman. I fully intended to go out on several dates from this project; Exactly 83 women have signed up to be on the waiting list! I'm sure all these women are great, but I met someone who I am going to court.
To all the women who signed up, thank you! Hopefully you all had a laugh and enjoyed the journey.
This has been a fun marketing experiment. I've never marketed a human as a product before! If anyone is looking for a similar service or wish to hire me for their marketing needs, please find my contact information at abrahammast.com
I believe my search is over, and I wish the best to all the single ladies,
Abraham
A wife of noble character who can find? She is worth far more than rubies.
Proverbs 31:10